WARNING: THIS BLOG IS OFFENSIVE. CONTINUE READING WITH DISCRETION.
Every woman has the ability (and the right), from time to time, to be, oh, how should I should I say this ... "unreasonable". In fact, ladies, men expect it from you at least once every 28 days for about 5 days at a time. Now, "unreasonable" behavior is quite effective, ladies, in getting things done.
This isn't a value statement or any sort of judgment on the fairer sex; most women will recognize that unreasonable, demanding behavior does go a long ways in getting what you want, even if you're not really entitled to it. In fact, I'm sure that there are some women who are now fighting back a smile as they think of a time that they behaved ... "unreasonably" ... in order to get something done.
There are some women, however that always behave in an "unreasonable" manner. Now, if a woman decides that she wants to always behave "unreasonably", she has to weigh the cost. Some people will write her off, deciding that she is more trouble than she's worth. Others will be her friend, only because they know that she always gets what she wants. She's only pleasant when she's the center of attention, and she's burdensome to hang out with.
There are two types of "unreasonable" girls - hot and not. The hot "unreasonable" girl will find guys simply because she's hot, but not on the merit of her personality. She's miserable to be around, but great to look at, and so she'll surround herself with other beautiful, equally miserable people.
The other type is the most unfortunate of the two - the ugly "unreasonable" chick. Not only is she miserable to be around, but it hurts to look at her. Seriously - ugly chicks shouldn't be "unreasonable". If they're ugly AND have no personality, what do they have to offer?
LADIES - IF YOU'RE OF THIS SORT, IF YOU'RE "UNREASONABLE", THEN STOP. NO ONE REALLY LIKES YOU.
Have a nice day.