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the pentagon has approved the sale of playboy and penthouse magazines on military bases, ending a ten year ban of "sexually explicit material." a review board recently decided that, because large portions of the magazines' content is made up of advertisements and other non-pornographic material, it is safe to sell. in response to protests from antipornography and religious groups, the pentagon has reaffirmed its high moral standards - they still hate gays.

citadel broadcasting corporation recently announced that Don Imus will be back starting december 3. Al Sharpton on Don Imus - "Mr. Imus has the right to make a living, but we have the right to make sure he does not come back to disrupt our living." Any idea what it is that Sharpton actually does for a living?