Tuesday was Primary Day in Indiana (and North Carolina, but since I live in Indiana, I'll just talk about that). And for the first time in years, Indiana was relevant in (part of) the Presidential nomination process.
I'm a non-affiliated Conservative, but, practically, it means that I'm a protesting Republican. My ideology best lines up with Libertarian values, but that's hardly a pragmatic approach, so I grumble and tend to vote with a Republican slant.
On Tuesday, I walked into my polling place, and did something just horribly offensive. I said, "My name is Brad Titus, and I'm voting as a Democrat."
I had to go wash my own mouth out with soap afterwards.