Decoding the 2008 Elections

People who vote for Barack Obama, and not Hillary Clinton, are sexist.

People who vote for Hillary Clinton, and not Barack Obama, are racist.

People who vote for John McCain, and neither Obama nor Clinton, are both sexist and racist.

People who don't participate in the process are sexist, racist, and apathetic.


In keeping with American tradition, if by some fluke Hillary Clinton does win the election, will she be paid 80% of the standard Presidential salary?


Why aren't people who oppose John McCain guilty of age discrimination?