Into the Sun

Via xkcd 

When I was about 8 years old, shoveling snow on a freezing day in Colorado, I wished that I could be instantly transported to the surface of the Sun, just for a nanosecond, then instantly transported back. I figured this would be long enough to warm me up but not long enough to harm me. What would actually happen?

I love this website. The author answers random science and math questions and explains them. It's a perfect geeky escape.